i can’t poop and it’s making me very grumpy.
insertoriginalitywhere: ramenbabe replied to your post: my asshole is literally the worst part of my… sorry about your b-hole :/ thanks. i appreciate all of the sympathy and support my butt and i are getting. you guys are awesome. If there’s a butthole crisis count me in for moral support
boy: Girl, I can't believe how wet you are already, like, damn.
girl: That's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health. I'm not even all that turned on right now and I would prefer to go get burritos if you're down.